ugh, im on my period

• me: GIVE ME FUCKING CHOCOLATE
• me: im going to die
• me: im so fat and ugly and i hate my life waaaaaa
• me: chocolate chocolate chocolate
• me: *curled up in a ball in bed sobbing for no reason*
• me: give me chocolate
• me: MY UTERUS IS GOING TO EXPLODE
• me: MY UTERUS IS EXPLODING
• me: hmm these facts on my pad are actually pretty interesting, woah
• me: i need chocolate if i dont get it ill die